#they’re married i swear it
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kist society🩰
#utmv#undertale#traditional scribbles#kist#killer sans#dust sans#doesn’t have to be a ship#but is to me#ut au#sans aus#bad sanses#murder sans#killer x dust#something new au#dusttale#my art ig#sans#THEYRE SO STUPID#sans ships#speed scrawling before work i am running away now#they’re married i swear it
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Disaster lesbian Homura my most beloved
#I love them so bad guys I literally can’t#they’re in love and married and soulmates in every universe and [GUNSHOT]#someone sedate me#pmmm#pmmm madoka#pmmm homura#pmmm fanart#puella magi madoka magica#madoka magica#madoka kaname#madoka x homura#madoka magica fanart#madoka magika#homura akemi#madoka magica homura#homura fanart#homura akemi fanart#madoka kaname fanart#homumado#homumado fanart#madohomu#madohomu fanart#ely art#ely-comics#smt possessd me into drawing this it was a compulsory i swear
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confidential but not confidential enough for his boyfriend huh charlie !!
#they’re like a married couple i swear#heartstopper#heartstopper tv#osemanverse#alice oseman#nick and charlie#charlie spring#nick nelson#narlie
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John: hey arthur there’s a poster over there for a film. It looks pretty good. We should go see it!
Arthur: no
John: I fucking knew you always hated me you selfish piece of shit. I hope you starve to death. I hope everything goes horribly fucking wrong for you. How fucking dare you treat me like a prisoner. I hope you never have anything good happen to you ever again. Whore.
#john malevolent#malevolent#malevolent spoilers#malevolent part 29#malevolent 29#listen I know this is the second post I’ve made about this scene but I swear to you I was rolling on my bed dying of laughter#I straight up had to PAUSE THE PODCAST#fuck they’re really an old married couple I love them so much
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I can’t be bothered to finish these properly so here you go :’)
#Blanche looks Tall here oopsie#it’s just the pose I swear#Blanche is still 🤏🏻 teeny tiny. it’s so important she’s so important#okay but real talk …#ever since dorothy dipped rose that one time I’ve thought about someone dipping dorothy and well#i can explain …#anyway enjoy !!! they’re so married I’m so mad these angles didn’t let me draw their rings!!#<- let it be known those rings are THERE#the golden girls#blanche devereaux#dorothy zbornak#Blanche/Dorothy#blanche x dorothy#golden wives#<- speaking of. let it also be known that I am still a hardcore golden wives shipper#but also that it is impossible for me to find poses & such to draw all three of them in 😭#anyway the three of them are married matching rose shaped rings with respective colours and designs#many thoughts my head is full of them constantly
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what are eloise's fav books? 👁️👁️
Sorry it took me a while to respond, I woke up and saw this…and I’ve been thinking about it on and off all day while I pondered🤔💓
First, Eloise LOVES reading🥹📚🫶
She is also very introverted and thinky…Eloise tends to gravitate towards books that are more about capturing the essence of what it is to be human than plot-based books. She is living in the PERFECT ERA FOR THAT😇🙏😇🙏😇🙏
Also, for some reason I feel like the wizarding world is not renowned for its literature….they spend so much time mastering magic and studying it that I really doubt they spend much time reading novels 😔🙏 but Eloise was NOT in the wizarding world…she spent FIVE years in a muggle finishing school after she was believed to be a squib…none of the muggle girls really liked her bc she never understood what they were talking about, and she never made an effort to try and fit in, so she turned to reading for the first time in her life😇😇😇 gobbling up books like Matilda😇😇😇
(now she has a whole mini-library under her bed at Hogwarts, and has gotten a lot of the fifth-years passing around books that progressively get more worn down and loved)
…ONTO THE BOOKS😤
Her favorite book is Pride and Prejudice. Eloise has never felt like she was in charge of her life, so she loves reading about Elizabeth Bennet (her complete opposite but someone she admires so much bc she wishes she could have more of a backbone). Elizabeth isn’t afraid to speak her mind and doesn’t always follow social niceties if it means compromising her happiness😇
Middlemarch by George Eliot. A beautiful case study on being human (actually all of these books are…)
She LOVES the Russians…Tolstoy (Anna Karenina), Dostoyevsky (The Idiot, The Brothers Karamazov…), Gogol (Dead Souls)…
Little Women by Luisa May Alcott
I feel like Eloise would have also read Picture of Dorian Gray, but it came out in 1890 and I doubt she was up-to-date with new things being published bahahahaha. Maybe she’s not so interested in Frankenstein until she actually reads it, and it also becomes a favorite💓
I personally have a lot more favorite books from this time period, but these are the ones I thought Eloise would especially like💓💓💓 (I had to give a fellow bookworm good taste😇) (yes I think I have good taste in books…doesn’t everyone think that of themselves?💓)
Anyways if you’re interested here is the list of MY top 10 books…some of them are from after the year 1900 but ELOISE WOULD HAVE LIKED THEM TOO😤
#bahahahahahahahah I swear she isn’t a self insert we are very opposite in many ways#but with thinfs like likes…etc…why not just make them what I like too😆#also I KNOW she uses the wealth she inherits to be a supporter of the arts as she ages#donating to various authors and other creatives whose careers she’s interested in#magical or muggle#maybe she helps bring culture back into the wizarding world💓💓💓💓#anyways thank you for the ask as always you get a NOVEL if you decide to send me one…..#I HAVE NO CHILL🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏#😙😙😙😙😙#hogwarts legacy#hphl#hogwarts legacy mc#hogwarts legacy oc#eloise babbit#also in. the picture she just has the universal bad reading posture🥹🥹🥹#gives Sebastian an excuse to give her massages😇#(once they’re married ofc)
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Boyfriends 😔
#jeric#boy meets world#eric matthews#jack hunter#they’re boyfriends#the couple the could’ve been#art#digital art#red#green#bmw fan art in 2024 is a crazy move#boy meets boy#them not making jack and Eric endgame kills me#THEY COULDNT EVEN MAKE SHAWN AND ANGELA ENDGAME?#fumble of the century#fan art#boy meets world fanart#is that even a tag#who does this#pooja what is this behaviour#y’all what am I doing with my life#HAVING A GREAT TIME#boykissers#did yall know after girl meets world they got married#it’s true I swear#girl meets world was a disgrace#no Angela#and no Jack?#cause what was the one cameo and then the goodbye#NO!
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Like what the hell is this “divorced couple fighting over the last piece of chicken in the grocery store” energy 🥹🥹🥹
#tsubasa otori#ryuga#Like look at them#listen to Ryuuga he sounds so playful with the bird#And listen to Tsubasa he sounds so done with Ryuuga’s bullshit#They’re divorced and not even married#🥹🥹🥹#RyuTsu#Ryuuga using the ultimate move on Tsubasa is still so overkilled 🥹#They’re so sassy and petty I swear#Also the fact that Ryuuga referring to the light skirmish he has with Tsubasa as “playing” implies that he actually enjoy battling with him#Or toying whatever that gels with you lol
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Isn’t it so weird how BOFA ended right as bilbo left Gandalf to go to ravenhill? Isn’t it so weird that they never finished the story and just left it there? I think it’s so weird
#the hobbit#battle of five armies#bagginshield#fili and kili#tauriel#nothing bad happens to the dwarfs#your honor they’re married I swear#kili and tauriel
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BE WHO YOU ARE FOR YOUR PRIDE
#off game#off rpg#off rpg maker#off the game#mortis ghost off#off mortis ghost#batterie off#off zacharie#off batter#my drawimg#my artwrok#my redraw#off meme#shitpost#this is the third kissing meme I’ve made of them#I swear I didn’t mean for this to be a pattern 😭#tbh sometimes they would make out like this in the heat of the moment#they’re just very passionate lovers and good for them#they’re happily married :3
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Kremy, to Frost: If you see Gideon, give them this message *makes a neutral face*
Kremy: They'll know what it means.
*later*
Frost: oh, and Kremy said to give you a message.
Frost: *makes a neutral face*
Gideon: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.
#I swear they’re an old married couple#kremy lecroux#morning frost#gideon coal#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#incorrect quotes
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You know I had to do my own rendition of this eventually. It’s just too good to pass up :))
Attached is just the still image version (not gif) and then some behind-the-scenes initial sketch without puzzle pattern. Also the car had a nose for some reason…glad that I went back to the actual reference material to change it because the Puzzlemobile ain’t got one <<
#I’ve stayed up….way too late…drawing this stupid thing#(current time is past 12am)#this guyyyyy is ridiculous. a clown. a looser even. Would marry#THATS A JOKE I’M JOKING OF COURSE WH—it’s not my word against myself your just reading in between the lines too much#he’s got great taste in cars tho. pull up with em hot wheels on the road. who needs stoplights when you’re the cause for the slow traffic#rule the streets absolute king truly an inconvenience on everyone’s lives#gangster moment pulling up ready to pick up the boys in this slick ride#crime boss real#(sorry these are unintelligible thoughts I wrote down as Procreate titles when working on this)#(I’m just typing them out again here because why not lol)#why is he actally man spreading do you think his legs hurt from keeping them elevated off the road?#or maybe they’re just weightless#the dogs are out /j#eh I’d let him pick me up (THIS IS A JOKE A HONKING JOKE I SWEAR) /j#see the actual comedy is in the frantic deniability of the statement#and for some reason I thought it would be funny to do that same joke twice over….don’t know why probably lack of sleep taking now🧍#anyways this is the most productive I’ve been at making art wow huh. Puzzle fixation coming in clutch right now three arts in one day#achievement unlocked ✨#hplonesome art#mr. puzzles smg4#smg4 mr puzzles#puzzlemobile#smg4 Puzzlemobile#mr. puzzles in the Puzzlemobile#it’s crucial to include puzzlemobile in tags at any given opportunity because it’s just that iconic
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matching wildehopps outfits 2025?????? please??????
YES BABY I CALL NICK’S PINK HAWAIIAN SHIRT
#I love their new fits sm#they’re so old married couple vines#i swear to fuck if they’re not going undercover as a couple imma be so mad#zootopia#zootopia 2#wildehopps#asks#lady luxo asks
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#I couldn’t fit Aomine’s last name in I swear#this works out good though coz they’re totally like an old married couple#aomine daiki#kagami taiga#aokaga#kagaao#knb#kuroko's basketball#they fit together so well
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{Roman drapes himself over Logan’s lap while Logan does work}
Roman: *pouts* Logan, tell me I’m pretty.
Logan: *holds Roman’s face, smiling* You’re pretty. Pretty f*cking annoying, that’s what you are.
Roman: *smiling back* Yeah? Is that why you married me?
Logan: No I married *makes air quotes* a vapid beautiful airhead with nothing between his ears because he won’t shut up about being pretty.
Roman: You do think I’m pretty! I knew it!
Logan: *fondly rolling his eyes* Ugh, just let me work!
Roman: *laughs* I win!
Logince Week 2023: Day 1 @loginceweek2023
#this is the kind of old married couple teasing I always Headcanon them as doing#Roman asking something ridiculous#Logan teasing Roman to make his storm off in a huff so he can work#Roman not taking the bait because he loves teasing his husband back#they’re silly#cw swearing#logince#fxck yeah logince#ts logince#thomas sanders#sanders sides#roman sanders#logan sanders#ts roman#ts logan#loginceweek2023#logince week 2023#logince week 2023 day 1
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beard is my favorite guy. They’re gonna butcher him again
#I swear happily married beardjane might be the death of me.#Brendan being like. She’s not abusive and I hope they’re happy!!!#I don’t have hopes for a good beard arc
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